- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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