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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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