- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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