- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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