- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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