What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

A man walks into a bar

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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