- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

whats green and lives in the water

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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