- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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