- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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