Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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