Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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