- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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