What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Justin Beiber

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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