- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Sir, your wife is dead

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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