- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What is white and long? A New York winter

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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