- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Guess what What

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Major League Soccer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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