- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

what do you call a black guy african american

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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