knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

yolo your orange looks orange

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why so serious ?

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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