- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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