- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

So this guy was making a sandwich...

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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