- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

baloney sandwich

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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