A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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