Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

why do mexicans get made fun of

being sober in a bar fight

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Knock knock.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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