- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What's big and purple? Barney

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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