Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why do mexicans get made fun of

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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