- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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