Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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you gay?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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guess what>? your mum lol

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okay so theres this guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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