Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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guess what>? your mum lol

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okay so theres this guy.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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What's up? Your time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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