What comes after 69? mouthwash

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

being sober in a bar fight

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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