- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

I was watching Fox news.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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