- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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