- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why so serious ?

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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