A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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you suck

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Justin Beiber

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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