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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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