Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

YEAH THEY DO!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops