- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

tea with milk?

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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