- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

I enjoy Popcorn

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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