- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

European on my shoes, buddy.

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