- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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