so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Penis

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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