- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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