- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

wanna here a joke? you.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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