The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Sixty... eight

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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