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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Hi

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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