- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

So one time there was this woman learning...

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??