- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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