Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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