red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Blacks

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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denisssssssssssssss

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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