A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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