- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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