- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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