I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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