why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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