- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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