- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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