Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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