- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

European on my shoes, buddy.

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