Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

European on my shoes, buddy.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

hi

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did john say to bob Hey bob

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

tea with milk?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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