- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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